We're all familiar with the Big Bang Theory, the spark that created everything in the universe. But let's now get over it. We’re in danger of losing sight of all the Tiny Bang Theories. So here is the place to air your tiny theories, to have them discussed, analysed and refined by others. Tiny bang theories may not be much on their own, but added together they may well become bigger than the Big Bang Theory itself.
Wednesday, 30 November 2011
Sunday, 27 November 2011
Gorilla Filmmaking
Gorillas in the Mist was a big Hollywood hit which centred on the true story of an American biologist campaigning against the poaching of Rwandan gorillas. And she was right to do so. Surely there is a better way of cooking them?
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| A pivotal scene in 'Gorillas in the Fog'. |
Films can be massively expensive and risky enterprises. Sequels are less risky, perhaps, because they follow a success. So, to make the cheapest surefire blockbuster, perhaps it’s time to look at what could be done to cut the budgets on these. Enter ‘Gorillas in the Fog’. (CLICK ON 'Read more' LINK, BELOW)
Friday, 25 November 2011
The Tapestry Never Lies
Before photography, visual records of historical events could be covered by a tapestry. Perhaps the most celebrated, is the Bayeux Tapestry, knocked up to chronicle the shenanigans leading up to the Battle of Hastings.
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| Fig. 1a |
Similar to photography, where it’s been possible to airbrush people from history, tapestry makers have been able to unpick people from history. But the similarities don’t stop there. The Bayeux Tapestry is a kind of haberdasher’s documentary. In one scene, we see someone doing that thing you do when you want to be hilarious and original at the same time by posing for a shot with two fingers behind somebody else’s head (fig. 1a). (CLICK ON 'Read more' LINK, BELOW)
Labels:
Archbishop of Canterbury,
Battle of Hastings,
Bayeux Tapestry,
comedy,
Communion wine,
funny,
Harold,
Herbert of Bosham,
humour,
papparazzi,
photography,
satire,
stewards' enquiry,
tapestry,
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Tuesday, 22 November 2011
Sunday, 20 November 2011
Nelson Mandela and Menu Apartheid
Apartheid is neither dead or buried. Those cafes that price their wares at higher Eat In prices than the Take Away are offering a platform to the patron who can laugh in the face of the Taker Away-er who doesn’t feel like he can justify forking out the extra to sit down and consume. Have those cafes not learnt anything from what happened in South Africa? About Nelson Mandela? The Spice Girls who met him and urged Mandela to never lose sight, after 27 years’ incarceration, of the struggle for girl power (see clip, below)?
The Eater In-er is in effect paying the higher tariff to rent, to linger at a property i.e. the café premises. It is perhaps the cheapest shot they can muster if they want to lord it over another claiming that technically speaking they have a very temporary and infrequent second-home every time they fork out for Eat In. (CLICK ON 'Read more' LINK, BELOW)
Thursday, 17 November 2011
‘A Brie Encounter’ and Other Cheesy Films
You can’t respect or trust the film recommendations of video store employees (VSEs) unless there is within the store a distinct whiff of socks. It has long been argued that there are two sides of the brain, one side used for creative thought, the other for logic… or is that the other way round? Is the other side for creativity and something else...? Anyway, we’re either good at one or the other way of thinking. Similarly, VSEs have a capacity for film dissertation over foot hygiene. One side of their brain makes poignant remarks about the use of mise en scene in the Manchurian Candidate, the other says I don’t have to wash these socks tonight; I’ve only worn them three days in a row. (CLICK ON 'Read more' LINK, BELOW)
Wednesday, 16 November 2011
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