Friday 25 March 2011

You should plan to wear the socks you most like in the company of your most prolific sock donor

When did you last stop to consider whether you were putting on your socks with a clear strategy in mind? Be honest. And frank. It’s no good saying ‘recently’ if you haven’t. That type of sock wearer is his own worst enemy (and sometimes, if not his own worst enemy, a very bad enemy of someone else if for instance, and taking a historical example, you wore socks and you were Genghis Khan, who went around with a horde rubbing a lot of people up the wrong way on a small horse).

We can all point to our most prolific sock donor (and especially if they are next to you in a well-lit room). They are usually a grandmother or an in-law but rarely both unless you come from the Appalachians (where you probably wouldn’t be able to work out how to put on socks, in any case). (CLICK ON 'Read more' LINK, BELOW)