Tuesday 24 May 2011

Sorting Out Your Plumbing

There is some documentary evidence that sexual encounters arise from ladies requesting the services of a plumber. In each case, the response time appears to be prompt because the lady never appears to have had time to dress properly or check whether her clothing has been properly secured. The plumber notices this, but to the credit of the professional standards they uphold, never because he was hoping to see something. (CLICK ON 'Read more' LINK, BELOW)

The ‘reveal’ has always come about accidentally while he has been concentrating on something like the U-bend of a blocked sink. Porn film producers may have felt themselves (most certainly they have after a few takes of any one scene) very fortunate in capturing these moments, but they should be made aware that in the event that the unsuspecting plumber cannot achieve what we might call ‘the required amount of pride to complete the job’, the trade to which he belongs will insist on a call-out fee.
Perhaps producers of pornography would be better advised to contact workmen of other trades who will call round and offer a free estimate.

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