Fitness First or Fatness First?

Fitness First, the chain of gymnasiums should get its business concept right and call itself ‘Fatness First’. After all, you’re fat before you start attending.

Fitness First has so far failed to attract a joint venture with Greggs.

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Cracking A Fat

It’s official: fatness is a disease. But doctors are now able to help alleviate the symptoms:

‘Here’s your prescription, Mr Smythe.’

‘What’s that say? How will the pharmacist read this?’

‘He won’t – you need to present it over the counter at Dunkin’ Donuts.’

‘Really? This bit I can read… 4 to be taken 3 times a day in between meals.’

‘That’s right. I’m reducing your intake.’

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