|Some cannibals are fine (and young).|
However, there’s good news for those who have found an ‘in’ because cannibals can now go organic. And that’s because there’s now a number of people they can eat who in turn have been on long-term diets of organic foods themselves. The organic supermarket shoppers. Strictly speaking the cannibal can’t source 100% organic, because people have yet to emerge who have been on a life-long organic diet. Realistically, your cannibal needs to choose who they think might have been the longest adherents – those who are more organic than thou. Might seem a difficult task, but actually potential dinners are quite easy to spot. They’re the ones who don’t hold the door open for you as you enter or exit the shop, or walk through the door not holding it open for the next person leaving you to act like you’re their bloody doorman.